Sol made a new pervertable a few weeks ago, which has proved to be lots of fun. This is not an original idea, lots of friends have them ... although strangely I couldn't find many references online to show you. Perhaps it has a name I've not encountered yet?
This pervertable is so easy I don't think anyone needs instructions. Other than:
- buy some beer ... drink it, then keep the bottle tops
- recycle a piece of wood that fits a seat around your home
- nail the bottle tops to the wood
You can see these bottle tops are rather sharp at the top. If you are a seriously sick pervert you could also put some research into finding the meanest, sharpest bottle tops....
Sol set his in a grid so the bottle tops are in lovely straight lines, but equally you could just nail them on wherever, to create an asymmetrical pattern.
Basically you want enough bottle tops to cover a backside. We were thinking that we didn't want them too close to each other because you'd get a bed of nails effect and they wouldn't be as painful. But a friend in Sydney made one a couple of weeks ago with the bottle tops close and he's a mean bastard so the effect must still be fiendish!
When complete, you place the board on your chair (sol made it to fit this director's chair):
And place your sub on the board:
I asked sol what it felt like:
"painful .... like you have lots of bottle tops sticking in your ass".I gave him a look. He tried again:
"what I mean is it feels exactly how it looks!"
He certainly found it hard to stay there for the time period I requested. Nice marks at the end:
End result: ten minutes work for hours of fun. Oh and we can even claim it's a green pervertable because of the recycling involved!
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